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This Girl Is The Disease That Is Modern Clothing
I HATE modern every day wear. There. I said it. It felt good. But the more I think about it, we may be one of the worst-dressed time periods. Yes, the 80′s had shoulder pads, oversized everything and...
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St. Patrick’s Day Is No Excuse
That is the exact subject line of the email I got. And never has it been so true. Last year’s unfortunate green tuxedo shirt is nothing to this hot mess. There is so much wrong with St. Patrick’s Day...
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Lace Muumuu and Leather Pants
That title is horrifying to me, but it’s kind of accurate. The top half is like a lace caftan, but then she’s got an inexplicable train on it and she’s wearing it over leather pants. I also understand...
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How Not To Match, Part 100000
Here is yet another egregious example of someone wearing lots of horrible shades of the same bad color. It’s bad when the color is a normal, functional color like red or blue, but there is no good...
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Trendy But Wrong
There’s an old saying that fashion fades but style is forever. That is a phrase I try to apply to my dress sense. Yes, this week I have endeavored to step outside of my comfort zone (and quite...
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Harem Shorts Or Wet Diaper?
That is the age old problem with harem pants. Harem pants have that weird, drapey crotch, which results in the appearance of a very full or very wet diaper. The problem is even greater when they are 1)...
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It May Seem Innocuous, But….
This is very nearly a stereotypical flasher look, but with pantyhose instead of Creepy Guy On The Subway or Street Corner. It is also baffling, given the apparently frigid weather conditions. I am...
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Rita Ora Is Tired….Tired Of Playing The Game…
Ain’t it a friggin’ shame…she’s so…tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired? If you DIDN’T sing all of that badly in a terrible German accent, 1) you will probably never understand my sense of humor, and 2) go watch...
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Leopard Pants And Hazardous Shoes
First of all, leopard pants are horrendous in every single conceivable circumstance. I cannot think of a single every day instance where wearing leopard pants makes any kind of sense. It must be said,...
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If Your Leggings Have A Zipper, You’re Doing It Wrong
I apologize for yesterday’s somewhat underwhelming post. I was on deadline and very, very tired. I’m still very, very tired, but I am writing this with 100% more coffee behind me as well as more...
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To Quote Mean Girls, That Vest Is Disgusting
So, girl wearing a faux fur vest, you can’t sit with us. I mean, she wasn’t anyway, she was just in the same somewhat questionable bar, but even so. Faux fur vests are always a terrible idea that I...
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Awkward Tights And Uggs
Awkward patterned tights–or pantyhose–with Uggs are awful in every way. I’m anti-patterned pants, tights, leggings, or pantyhose anyway, since I tend to be anti print anyway when it comes to pants....
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Do Your Pants Resemble Old Curtains?
If the answer is “yes” to that question, go and get rid of them right now. Normally I would say “donate them,” but when it comes to pants that are obviously cast-offs from a production of The Sound of...
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No Pants Should Have Fitted Ankles Outside A Gym
There is a world of difference between ankle pants, which are good in non fluorescent colors, and pants that are fitted at the ankles. Pants fitted at the ankles are the purview of the horrible gym...
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Maternity Wear, Or Cast-Offs From Ever After?
I take issue with Kim Kardashian’s wardrobe pretty much all of the time. It should also be noted that I am writing this while sleep deprived and cranky, so my issues with Kim Kardashian, her lifestyle,...
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Halle Berry Needs To Step Away From The Harem Pants
Actually, everyone should step away from the harem pants, since they make 100% of people wearing them look like they have recently crapped their pants. Needless to say, that is a BAD look. Full diaper...
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Is This A Nightgown Or A Dress?
Sometimes, with that whole sheer lace thing being stylish, certain problems arise. These problems are even more absurd when the dress is shaped like a nightgown with a gigantic slit up the center....
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Oddly Printed Leggings: Still Not Pants
This is something I don’t think I will EVER budge on. If you’re wearing something that will give you a camel toe as pants instead of actual pants (which generally speaking, will not), I will probably...
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Lifesplosion, And Yet, Harem Pants Are Still Atrocious
You know, I felt bad about this one. I wrote it close to my 8 a.m. deadline because I struggled with justifying this one. I also wrote it close to my deadline because once again I am in the throes of a...
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Holy Lifesplosion Delay, Batman!
I’m having a lifesplosion. There will be a real post soon. Soon: I have a well-documented problem with prints on pants, and it’s partly because pants are an inefficient place to show off a large print....
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